I haven't had the time to plan returning to the scene because I haven't left it.Quote by Mick Jagger about haven, time
You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company.Quote by Samuel Beckett about companies, miracle
When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, money, need
If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, plan on replacing the faucet; perhaps all the plumbing in the building.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarian.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, night, history
Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, destruction, rules
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, intelligence, heart
If you think you don't need something for your combat load for an OP PLAN, you'll probably wish you had it after the shit hits the fan in combat.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, wish, need
The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, need
The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you do take is always ten minutes late.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The amount of work that went into planning your new campaign is inversely proportional to how many people will want to play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people
The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the amount of time spent working on it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, being, time
How do you know that the Earth is nothing but the hell of another planet?Quote by Aldous Huxley about earth, hell, nothing
A base closure is a pretty usable thing, it'll present a long-term opportunity as well as a short-term problem, everybody right now is making plans.Quote by Frank O'Hara about chance, present, rightness, things