A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, old, olderness
When a customer says: It's perfect except... you know it will be necessary to rebuild the whole piece.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, perfection
Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, food
Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, body, end, day
The more you have to pay for the uniform the less likely you will be to ever wear any piece of it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
When you are attending a client call on a colleagues desk, and need to jot down urgently, none of the pens on his desk would write if not you wouldn't find a piece of paper within your reach.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
On every band trip one important piece of percussion equipment will be left at the performance site.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
Any piece you select as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers
After a concert, parents rave about the pop selection played and say nothing about the test piece.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, parents, nothing
If there is a gran pausa in the piece, at least one musician will keep playing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
The more the student hates a specific piece, the more likely he will have to play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
My family was killed in the Great War that has lasted for millions of years, my city got burned down, Decepticons ripped me to pieces, Unicron attempted to eat my home world, and all I got was this stinking Autobot sigil burned onto my chest.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about city, family, home, war, world
It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan I'd spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them.Quote by Timothy Olyphant about time
We never had it as rough as the kids have it today. Look at the price of a gallon of gas or a piece of real estate or a college education.Quote by Suze Orman about opinion, real estate, education
I just think you would never kill and cut up a human to wear so why do it to animals? I just think it's horrible, I would never wear fur, although I guess if it was a really vintage piece you might just get away with it.Quote by Kelly Osbourne about opinion, animals, human imperfections
I've dropped myself into straightforward character pieces in order to explore that form and reap its values. But you are sort of restricted visually when your first requirement is to tell a fairly straightforward storyQuote by Brian De Palma about character, order
We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.Quote by Trey Parker about opinion, real estate, nothing, life, people