If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Contrary to popular belief - general officers don't get tickets.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, faith
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, failure, fire
Any patient, when given the option of either going to Jail or going to the Hospital by a Police Officer, will always be inside the Ambulance before you are.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, police
If you come late to the office, the chances are, your boss is already in his room.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, heads
The client will call only when you had left for a coffee break. And when you call back, he/she won't be available in office.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
The office assistant would be on leave only on the day you need him most.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, day
When you are out of office, the most important of phone calls would be attended by the least concerned of your colleagues who wouldn't even care to ask who it was.. or wouldn't remember.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night, work, day
The plane took off at 8:10 in the morning or that's when it was scheduled to take off. And that's when I believe it took off. I had been in my office at the Department of Justice. Someone told me that there had been the two strikes that occurred...Quote by Ted Olson about politics, commerce, justice, world
Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.Quote by Joe Orton about encouragement, police
Women were real box office stars in the '40s, more so than men. People loved to see women's films. I think it was better then, except for the studio system.Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow about woman, celebrity, stars, real estate, man, people
The challenge is to lend conviction even to the voices which advocate views I find personally abhorrent, whether they are political Islamists or officers justifying a coup.Quote by Orhan Pamuk
This is alchemy, and this is the office of Vulcan, he is the apothecary and chemist of the medicine.Quote by Paracelsus about opinion, medicine
I saw the Rolling Stones around the office from time to time. Mick Jagger asked me to teach him how to play the piano.Quote by Alan Parsons about music, time
I'm very proud of what we've done with the State University and the City University. They're totally different institutions than they were when I took office.Quote by George Pataki about proudness, city, state
I wanted to be a forest ranger or a coal man. At a very early age, I knew I didn't want to do what my dad did, which was work in an office.Quote by Harrison Ford about work, age, olderness, man
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.Quote by Robert Frost about humor, brain, moment
Just as the office worker dreams of murdering his hated boss and so is saved from really murdering him, so it is with the author; with his great dreams he helps his readers to survive, to avoid their worst intentions.Quote by Ernesto Sabato about literature, dream, workers, heads