How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.Quote by Warren Beatty about hate, time
The patient furthest away from the nurses' station rings the call bell more often than the patient nearest to the nurses' station.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.Quote by Francis Bacon about olderness, man, age, old
Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, help, need