I don't look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she's going to end up looking like me.
Wealth is like the sea-water; the more we drink, the thristier we become; and the same is true of fame.
The fact that my mother didn't love me is not important, because such a thing can't be measured.
We are no more than God's curiosity about himself.
You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
God gave man two ears, but only one mouth, that he might hear twice as much as he speaks.
Inventing is a combination of brains and materials. The more brains you use, the less material you need.
A person must have a certain amount of intelligent ignorance to get anywhere.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
My father taught me two things about bills; always query them and never pay till you have no alternative.
There are few things in this world more reassuring than an unhappy lottery winner.
We are grains of sand resting along the shore. Waiting to be washed away till there is no more.
A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.
The aperitif is the evensong of the French.
The most cruel revenge is when your enemy is forced to recognize that you are good and he is bad.
Movie music is noise... even more painful than my sciatica.
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
My only regret in the theatre is that I could never sit out in front and watch me.
Light and praise, Love and atonement, harmony and peace. Touch me, assail me, break and make my heart.
Th sense of humor is a manifestation of intelligence, of detachment and objectivity to those that exist around.