I want all faiths to study the Bible here, especially for my integrated missionary work.Quote by Mahalia Jackson about work
Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education
The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education
You can't misspell numbers when you write them as digits.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, numbers
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, nothing
If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, body
You never have fire support in heavy firefight but you always have it on a silent recon mission.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade
When the nurse on the preceding shift has surrounded the patient with absorbent pads, the code brown will hit every sheet and miss every pad.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
If you respond to any Motor Vehicle Accident call after Midnight and do not find a drunk on the scene, keep looking: somebody is still missing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
When counting the children in a group, there's always one missing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children
The screwdriver of the correct size will be missing when it is needed to tighten a woodwind key.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
The amount of missed attack rolls is inversely proportional to the importance of the battle.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack
Any and all jokes will be misunderstood as insults, clues, or just plain missed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about insults