Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, beginning
The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, people, idea, bad luck, rightness, bad
A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, boredom
When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education
If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education
The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, night, change
Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, hell, night, home
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: the two cars are going in opposite directions, and they will always meet at the bridge.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, police, light, things
All cops who stop cowboys going to or from a meet never have a sense of western humor.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, humor, common sense, sense
The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, time, real estate
An RV transporting 6 cowboys and their equipment to an annual CAS meet is really an RT - Rolling Thunder.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If you’re absolutely positive that you saw slick willie (BC) at a SASS meet dressed as a cowboy packin’ heat, always keep it to yourself and never mention it; cowboys don‘t cotton to crazy people.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, people
Your Security will insist on you leaving by 7:00 on the very day when you have to stay till 10:00 to meet an important deadline.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about security, day
After-school meetings always occur on the day of an important after-school rehearsal.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, day
During the meeting with President Carter, we proposed the development of a new kind of relationship with the United States.Quote by Daniel Ortega about politics, evolution
Could we see when and where we are to meet again, we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.Quote by Ouida about friendship
They really look forward to meeting you, or seeing you. And thank God for that, because that's really the thing that keeps you alive.Quote by Brad Paisley about god, things
My life comes down to three moments: the death of my father, meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter. Everything I did previous to that just doesn't seem to add up to very much.Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow about life, husband, death
I get to meet fantastic people, and I get to go through so many emotions. For me, I have a craving for that. When I'm acting, I feel great. It's not to be famous.Quote by Christopher Parker about emotions, people