If you drop a soldier in the middle of a desert with a rock, a hammer, and an anvil, tell him not to touch any of it, and come back two hours later, the anvil will be broken.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, rocks
The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, chance, light
The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, people
Whenever you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck in each lane to slow down traffic.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness
If you're late for work, every traffic light is Red.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, work
The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you do take is always ten minutes late.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
If you are late to the bus-station, the bus will be on time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time
The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, time, real estate
The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night, children
If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking, sex, mind, people
If you come late to the office, the chances are, your boss is already in his room.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, heads
Only on the rarest of the days you come late, you'd bump into your boss smoking at the entrance.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, day
Players late for rehearsal are always those who sit in the centre of the band.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
Give a strongly-worded lecture about punctuality and you will be late to the next performance.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about punctuality
The Voice of Experience never speaks up until it's too late.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about voice, experience