If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!Quote by Willie Aames about god, creation
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.Quote by Scott Adams about cars, commerce
Ages seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's often a succession of jerks.Quote by Jean Rhys about olderness