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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Quote by Paris Hilton about pets, woman, life

Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're...

Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, society

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