On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end, sleep, heads, night, day
The steam iron only burps rusty water on light silk fabric.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about water, light
If your happy, don't worry you'll get over it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, happiness, worry
If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, holidays, suffering, time
However, ironically, I was baptized Presbyterian, and went to a Quaker school for twelve years.Quote by Brian De Palma about irony, school
Like the elements of which we are composed, the action of these forces extends beyond us: it rusts iron and ripens corn.Quote by Walter Pater about opinion, force, action
I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating.Quote by Simon Pegg about humor, common sense, sense, self-control, americans
Of what use were wings to a man fast bound in chains of iron?Quote by Adelbert von Chamisso about poetry, fasting, use, man
The colour of my soul is iron-grey and sad bats wheel about the steeple of my dreams.Quote by Claude Debussy about soul, dream
Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god.Quote by Jean Rostand about irony, man, god
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.Quote by Iosif Vissarionovici Stalin about politics, water
You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.Quote by Stanis³aw Lem about irony
Actors often behave like children, and so we're taken for children. I want to be grown up.Quote by Jeremy John Irons about actors, children
Each pig hopes in his subconscious more or less quilty, to have wings. But what could be more frightening that a pig flying triumphantly as larks in the sky? Madam VoltaireQuote by Teodor Mazilu about irony, sky
You taught me language; and my profit don't Is, I know how to curse.Quote by William Shakespeare about irony, language
I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read of the effects of smoking that he gave up reading.Quote by Henry George Strauss about irony, americans