The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of functions in his pocket calculator.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about authority, numbers, people
The rate of instrument failure/breakdown is inversely proportional to the ease of finding a repairman.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
The distance to your departure gate is directly proportional to the weight of your carry on luggage and inversely proportional to the time remaining before your flight.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about flight, time
The number of the departure gate is inversely proportional to the time available to get there.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, time
The amount of work that went into planning your new campaign is inversely proportional to how many people will want to play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people
The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about being, time
The amount of missed attack rolls is inversely proportional to the importance of the battle.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack
Luck in dice rolls varies inversely with role-playing ability.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, good luck, ability
The chances the elevator isn't work is inversely proportional to the weight you are carrying multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, numbers, work
A person's happiness is inversely related to how many timepieces s/he ownsQuote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness, people
Good luck is inversely proportional to good timing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck, bad luck, good
The Law of Triviality briefly stated, it means that the time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.Quote by C. Northcote Parkinson about law, triviality, time
Time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.Quote by C. Northcote Parkinson about time