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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent the evening with an insurance salesman?

Quote by Woody Allen about humor, death, things, life

My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.

Quote by Willie Aames about wife, life

The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

The vehicle with the cheapest insurance deductible has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness

At the exact moment that your car insurance lapses, the probability of being involved in an accident increases exponentially.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, being, moment

Justice is the insurance which we have on our lives and property. Obedience is the premium which we pay for it.

Quote by William Penn about justice