Any instrument can be used as a hammer, the more delicate or expensive the instrument, the better hammer it becomes.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
If you drop a soldier in the middle of a desert with a rock, a hammer, and an anvil, tell him not to touch any of it, and come back two hours later, the anvil will be broken.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, rocks
If you are winning the match with a stock Ruger and ahead by. 25sec. , on the last shot the hammer will always slip.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If you have enough grease & a big enough hammer, you can put anything... anywhere.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
If you hold a hammer in your hand, everything around you will look like a nail.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about duty
France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.Quote by Mary Barbara Hamilton Cartland about sex, love, people