If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, work
Don't worry about the gunshot wound as much as dealing with the family.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, worry, family
Don’t ever try and joke around with a cop when you are transporting 8+ guns and 1000+ rounds of ammo to or from a Club called, Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, police, joke, justice
The time you locate that gun you’ve always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit ATM before leaving home and the two pards behind you will be waving greenbacks at the seller.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, value, time, home, rightness
Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, being, work
No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home
All guns, no matter how many $$$$ spent on them for action jobs, will always lock up.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, action
If the rifle is the first gun to be used on a stage it will always jam on the second round.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Your spare gun will never work when needed for that purpose.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, purpose, work
Hard wood grips will crack the first time the gun is mishandled.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, time
A 42 inch gun belt can never be stretched far enough to fit around a 48 inch waist.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Loose gun belts will always fall off going down stage steps while on the timer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fall
All CB guns have the inherent ability to be staged unloaded.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, ability
There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, work
After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end
Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother