All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.Quote by Charlie Chaplin about humor, comedy, need
If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, difficulties, bad
Murphy's love laws If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, difficulties, bad
If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, day
If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things
That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell,... and several of his friends,... the very next week.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, hell, man
Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light
Soccer, Dance, Basketball, Softball, Piano, Girl(Boy)Scouts is always on the same day with less then 5 minutes between.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about dance, day
If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking, sex, mind, people
Either that or somebody would be talking to his girlfriend on the only long distance line.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about talking
That's what noir feels like to me. It feels like some kind of recurring dream, with very strong archetypes operating. You know, the guilty girl being pursued, falling, all kinds of stuff that we see in our dreams all the time.Quote by Brian De Palma about pleasure, dream, being, time
My playground was the theatre. I'd sit and watch my mother pretend for a living. As a young girl, that's pretty seductive.Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow about theatre, mother
I always wrote, my first story was published in the magazine The American Girl when I was 11.Quote by Sara Paretsky about opinion, americans
I grew up in conservative rural Kansas in the 1950s when it was expected that girls would not have a life outside the home, so educating them was a waste of time.Quote by Sara Paretsky about opinion, home, time, life