Going to the church no more makes you a Christian than sleeping in your garage makes you a car.Quote by Garrison Keillor about faith
Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, food