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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

Quote by Michael Caine about things

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

Quote by Danny DeVito about absurd

An audience would come having been fed something about how to react, and where you'd be getting tons of laughs at the preview, the next night there'd be dead silence because they'd been told that the piece isn't funny.

Quote by Kevin Bacon about silence, night

I lost a lot of weight. I'm thin as it is, but I was probably 50 pounds lighter; and if you're that skinny, your head starts acting sort of funny.

Quote by Kevin Bacon about heads

I've learned about journalists and how they do salt and pepper things; I think it makes the copy funny.

Quote by Kim Basinger about things

Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen,...

Quote by Prince Andrew about question, family, moment

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre.

Quote by Danny DeVito about reason, thinking, things

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.

Quote by Danny DeVito about dark, things, thinking

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.

Quote by Bill Gates about wealth, help, day

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Quote by Ernest Hemingway about punishment, man

I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.

Quote by Magic Johnson about medicine, day, time

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

Quote by Angelina Jolie about humor

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

Quote by Angelina Jolie about modesty

Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside.

Quote by Alex Walsh about sex

When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale.

Quote by Kelly Osbourne about humor

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

Quote by Satchel Paige about humor, body

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about humor

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Quote by Trey Parker about talking, things, people

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want

Quote by Trey Parker about humor, comedy