Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, use, being
If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, light, use, time
The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joke, vice, companies
The height of foolishness is to believe red or black die doesn't run.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic
In general it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about doubt, people
If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, people
The stupids are getting married always, fools sometimes, wise man never.Quote by Mihai Eminescu about marriage, man
If we were living in ancient Rome or Greece, I would be considered sickly and unattractive. The times dictate that thin is better for some strange reason, which I think is foolish.Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow about country, old, reason
We do not know it because we are fooling away our time with outward and perishing things, and are asleep in regard to that which is real within ourself.Quote by Paracelsus about real estate, things, time
There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance.Quote by Gilbert Parker about recollection, deeds, memory, world
Reason commands us far more imperiously than a master, for in disobeying the one we are unfortunate, and in disobeying the other we are fools.Quote by Blaise Pascal about reason
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.Quote by George S. Patton about stupidity, man, bad, god
To be a man's own fool is bad enough, but the vain man is everybody's.Quote by William Penn about man, bad luck, bad
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex, it takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.Quote by Albert Einstein about things, genius, courage
Destiny a tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failureQuote by Ambrose Bierce about destiny, authority, failure, crime, criminals
Education that which discloses the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.Quote by Ambrose Bierce about education
That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.Quote by Ambrose Bierce about education
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.Quote by Ambrose Bierce about history, events
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain and most fools do.Quote by Dale Carnegie about human imperfections