Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wife, man
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, man
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, chance, parents, sex
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pray, failure, night
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, games
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, garden
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, things, nothing