It is time to get drunk, so as not to be the martyred slaves of time, get drunk, get drunk without stopping.Quote by Charles Baudelaire about time
I was 22. I had been very drunk and I was walking in the crosswalk, and the drunk driver hit me. God's been trying to tell me this the whole time to stop.Quote by Melanie Griffith about god, time
I got drunk for the first time at age 9. I used drugs for the first time in junior high. I started getting sober in 1983.Quote by Willie Aames about drugs, time, age, olderness
It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.Quote by Aristotel about life
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.Quote by Ray Bradbury about destruction, reality, writing
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.Quote by George Gordon Byron about being, man, life
The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.Quote by Michael Caine about research, actors, being
Drink moderately, for drunkeness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise.Quote by Miguel de Cervantes about promise, drinking, secret
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.Quote by Winston Churchill about contempt, people
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.Quote by Winston Churchill
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.Quote by Ernest Hemingway
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.Quote by Ernest Hemingway about time, man
I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?Quote by Dustin Hoffman about man, criminals, people, mind
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.Quote by Samuel Johnson about art, magic, man
Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.Quote by Samuel Johnson about man, life
If a large group of drunk bikers is "holed-up" in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a house, they will send the entire S. W. A. T. Team.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, home, house
You've come to conclude 90% of all drunks are a waste of protoplasm.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
If you respond to any Motor Vehicle Accident call after Midnight and do not find a drunk on the scene, keep looking: somebody is still missing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, police