If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert, within five minutes some dumb civilian will pull along side you and ask for directions.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, police
The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, people
The vehicle with the largest driver has automatic right of way.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness
Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, ability
If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, change
The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won't tell you is bigger.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, chance
When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, time
You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, man
Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, spring, dark, need
If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time
As soon as the child is in the car and the car has left the driveway the child will have to use the bathroom.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, use
Whenever you think you have a clear drive over water it will ditch.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about water
Perhaps, on the whole, embarrassment and perplexity are a kind of natural accompaniment to life and movement, and it is better to be driven out of your senses with thinking which of two things you ought to do than to do nothing whatever, and be...Quote by Margaret Oliphant about thinking, nothing, things, world, life
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.Quote by Arnold Palmer about people, flight, poetry, art, magic, good, good luck
If you let yourself be driven crazy by scrutiny and the things people say, you could develop insecurities about anything.Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow about human imperfections, things, people
We were in all four men with eight animals, for besides the spare horses led by Shaw and myself, an additional mule was driven along with us as a reserve in case of accident.Quote by Francis Parkman about opinion, animals, man
It was not pre-arranged, it just happened that the driver made a demand and I just didn't feel like obeying his demand. I was quite tired after spending a full day working.Quote by Rosa Parks about opinion, day
We sail within a vast sphere, ever drifting in uncertainty, driven from end to end.Quote by Blaise Pascal about end