The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.Quote by Johnny Depp about love
Cinema is an old whore, like circus and variety, who knows how to give many kinds of pleasure. Besides, you can't teach old fleas new dogs.Quote by Federico Fellini about circus, old, olderness, pleasure
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog.Quote by Owen Hart about love
In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.Quote by Ernest Hemingway about reason, war, good, good luck
They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.Quote by Ernest Hemingway about day, country, reason, war, old, olderness, nothing, good, good luck
Whose business is it if you're gay or like dogs? What others do shouldn't matter. Let people talk. It doesn't bother me because I know I'm not gay.Quote by Whitney Houston about affair, people
I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.Quote by Samuel Johnson about world
Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, moon, univers, research
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, fire, fire brigade
Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, marriage
Military working dogs attack anything that moves - including you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, attack
The easy way usually results in more damage done than less or is blocked by a large, pissed off dog who hasn't eaten in a week.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
Any Ambulance, whether it is responding to a call or traveling to a Hospital, with Lights and Siren, will be totally ignored by all motorists, pedestrians, and dogs which may be found in or near the roads along its route.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
When it’s time to leave for the airport to your first EOT, and all your pards are waiting in the is car, that’s the time the safe will refuse to open and the only safe/lock smith within 50 miles is on vacation and your CAS friend, Yellow Dog Tick,...Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, time
Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother
If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, holidays, suffering, time
I've worked with dogs before and they'll sit and they'll roll over. With kangaroos, you say sit and they start boxing with you, they're nuts.Quote by Jerry O'Connell about work
The equality that we are all entitled to, as citizens of this democracy, can't be avoided by some religious dogma of a President who's is supposed to believe in the notion of separation of church and state. And he frankly doesn't.Quote by Rosie O'Donnell about democracy, equality, state
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.Quote by Camille Paglia about sex