All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If a mother does not have an item, she will have the recipe or the directions.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
The magnitude of the goof is in direct proportion to the cost of the fabric.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the amount of people around to witness.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people
The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
The distance to your departure gate is directly proportional to the weight of your carry on luggage and inversely proportional to the time remaining before your flight.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about flight, time
If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people
A conductor's hearing loss is directly proportional to how many percussionists are started each year.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
The chances of a conductor asking a section to play a passage by themselves in the rehearsal, is directly proportional to the difficulty of the passage and how well the people can play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, difficulties, chance, people
The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the amount of time spent working on it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, being, time
The squeakiness of floorboards is directly proportional to the need to remain unnoticed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
Wishes expand in direct proportion to the resources available for the gratification.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
A serious problem in America is the gap between academe and the mass media, which is our culture. Professors of humanities, with all their leftist fantasies, have little direct knowledge of American life and no impact whatever on public policy.Quote by Camille Paglia about country, culture, knowledge, americans, public, life
It is the direction and not the magnitude which is to be taken into consideration.Quote by Thomas Paine
And in my case, I just don't think they're much interested in directors anymore. It's all a celebrity business.Quote by Brian De Palma about opinion, celebrity, affair
The biggest mistake in student films is that they are usually cast so badly, with friends and people the directors know. Actually you can cover a lot of bad direction with good acting.Quote by Brian De Palma about human imperfections, mistake, bad luck, bad, good, good luck, people
I don't like directors that just say, Stand there and now do this.Quote by Joe Pantoliano about opinion