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Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly.

Quote by Francis Bacon about things

LSD was designed for you to look inside yourself. Quite a liberating experience if you can pull it off.

Quote by Peter Fonda about experience

Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, time

If god wanted boots to be comfortable he would have designed them like running shoes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, god

Camera are designed with a built-in sensor, that senses the anticipation to develop the film.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film

All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, computers, work

The uniform you have to wear was designed by a color blind masochist who likes laughing at those who have to wear it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about blind

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about education, games

Cliches about supporting the troops are designed to distract from failed policies, policies promoted by powerful special interests that benefit from war, anything to steer the discussion away from the real reasons the war in Iraq will not end...

Quote by Ron Paul about war, real estate, end

Dog a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship

Quote by Ambrose Bierce about animals, world

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Quote by Ingrid Bergman about kiss, nature