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They will not stick when the conductor tries them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under the student's bed, and 15% of the parents will...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about parents, music

A conductor's hearing loss is directly proportional to how many percussionists are started each year.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

You are never as good as the previous conductor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck

When in doubt, blame problems on the previous conductor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about doubt, problems

The conductor had explicitly given a speech about turning them off the day before.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

The chances of a conductor asking a section to play a passage by themselves in the rehearsal, is directly proportional to the difficulty of the passage and how well the people can play it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, difficulties, chance, people

String players will not have a pencil the day the conductor gives new bowings or fingerings.

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