The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk mail you will get.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads
The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads
A computer is only as smart as the person using it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, people
If you're in a hurry, your computer will crash, a hard drive will become corrupted, or your files will be erased. Any way, you're screwed if you have a deadline.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, corruption
Investment in software reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, reliability, error
The sound of grinding metal or the sight of smoke coming from a case is a warning that you are trying to do too much with too little.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, smoke
The survivability of a system is directly proportional to the price of the cooling system applied to it and inversely proportional to the amount of use it sees.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, use
Antivirus systems only effectively work on a virus after given virus has passed its prime.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, work
The most frightening of viruses is the virus you do not know is already there.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The amount of damage that a string of code can do is inversely proportional to the length of the string.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
You only receive instant messaging, when working on a project that's due instantly.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
When designing a program to handle all possible dumb errors, nature creates a dumber user.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, nature
All that has been accomplished by the insertion of the computer into the classroom is the combining of two areas covered under Murphy's Law.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, law
If your CAS list is on your computer it will never give it up without a knock down, drag out, USB fight.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fight
The display settings on your computer will play havoc only when you have to finish a presentation by afternoon.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
On almost anything someone does in the computer business, you can go back in the literature and prove someone had done it earlier.Quote by Ken Olsen about computers, literature, affair
Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware.Quote by Ken Olsen about computers, good, good luck
We really need it because Microsoft keeps releasing sloppier and sloppier software that needs a faster and faster machine, the speed is crazy.Quote by Ken Olsen about computers, speed, need