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The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, face

A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

Proper disposal of chewing gum is in the carpet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, smoke, commerce, drinking, time

If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, holidays, suffering, time

Imagination is the true magic carpet.

Quote by Norman Vincent Peale about imagination, magic