If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.
Imagination is the true magic carpet.
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.
Murphy's cars laws: Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.
Murphy's real estat laws: Proper disposal of chewing gum is in the carpet.
Murphy's general laws: A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).
Murphy's general laws: The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.