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You're encouraged to buy a car. They give you a road tax and places to park, and you must put a coin in. If you stay there any length of time, you're not allowed to feed the meter. If you can't get back to your car, they put a clamp on the car.

Quote by Sean Connery about contentment, commerce, time

The car only breaks down at the least convenient time. When you car breaks down and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove the engine to get to that part.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time, contentment

If your working under the hood of a car and drop...

If your working under the hood of a car and drop something, it will always roll the middle of the car and just out of reach.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for...

The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, need, contentment

There shall be torrential down-pours as you attempt to get to your car; once inside the car, the sky is blue, the birds are chirping and there's a rainbow on the horizon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, sky, contentment

If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will...

If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will develop expensive racing problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, problems, contentment

As soon as the child is in the car and the car has left...

As soon as the child is in the car and the car has left the driveway the child will have to use the bathroom.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, use

Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you

Quote by Muhammad Ali about age, death, people, contentment, faith, day, life

Going to the church no more makes you a Christian than...

Going to the church no more makes you a Christian than sleeping in your garage makes you a car.

Quote by Garrison Keillor about faith, christianity, contentment

I listened to it last night for the first time since we started this project. I went out to my car and put it in and went to an empty parking lot and just listened and read the little pamphlet that came with it. After two or three songs I burst...

Quote by Randy Bachman about tears, night, time

We had expected that there would be more car bombs used...

We had expected that there would be more car bombs used in the attacks based on the very broad intelligence tips that we had.

Quote by John Abizaid about intelligence

I'd really like to get the girl, shoot the gun, drive the...

I'd really like to get the girl, shoot the gun, drive the car, have fun. I even have these kind of action dreams, where I'm the action guy.

Quote by Kevin Bacon about action, dream

However, our society thinks that success means having a car and a lot of money and looking as white as you can or as American as you can. Or if you're white, looking as exotic as you can. We don't have any idea that it's about our hearts and our...

Quote by Erykah Badu about contentment, society, americans, success, idea, money, people

I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up.

Quote by Walter Bagehot about god

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

Quote by Scott Adams about cars, commerce

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately?...

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

Quote by Russell Baker about need

I have people who look after me and help me when I'm out of town, but when I'm at home in LA, it's my time and I love to just get in my car, crank up the music and relax.

Quote by Carmen Electra about city, help, home, music, time, love, people

Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape; that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love.

Quote by Eminem about commerce, music, things, contentment, love

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a...

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

Quote by Larry Hagman about air

But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I...

But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house.

Quote by Eva Herzigova about parents, home, house

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