You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call your own.Quote by Billy Joel about things
I always liked spending my money, even when I was a kid, when I had a paper round - or paper route, as they call it over here.Quote by Elton John about money
Agriculture not only gives riches to a nation, but the only riches she can call her own.Quote by Samuel Johnson about wealth, nation
Difficult do you call it, Sir? I wish it were impossible.Quote by Samuel Johnson about impossible, wish
Surely a long life must be somewhat tedious, since we are forced to call in so many trifling things to help rid us of our time, which will never return.Quote by Samuel Johnson about help, things, time, life
Some summers my father would take us down to visit our grandmother in Louisville, who was an ex-slave, Susan Jones, and she had a shotgun shack they call it, and no electricity, a well in the back, a coal stove, kerosene lamps.Quote by Quincy Jones
While I was in Boston, sure enough this lady, Janet Thurlow, who was in the Lionel Hampton band, kept reminding them of me, and they called me one day and I was so happy.Quote by Quincy Jones about happiness, day
It is only our conception of time that makes us call the Last Judgement by this name. It is, in fact, a kind of martial law.Quote by Franz Kafka about religion, name, law, time
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.Quote by Jack Nicholson about sex, irony, mother
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, games
Make one that requires training or intelligence and only a moron will use it, but there will be more help desk calls.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, help, use
Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there... so there was just no way they could call you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, city
When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you, something is drastically wrong.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, bad
The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, fight
On any call, there will always be more `bad guys' than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad luck, bad, good, good luck
The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need
The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, time
You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, day
You walk out of a patient's room after you've asked them if they need anything: they will put the call bell on as you are about three quarters the way down the hall.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, need