It's all happening too fast. I've got to put the brakes on or I'll smack into something.Quote by Mel Gibson about fasting
The chance a copy machine will brake down is proportional to the importance of the material that needs to be copied and inversely proportional to the amount of time till the material will be needed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, chance, time
If you're looking in the mirror and all you can see is a Semi's grill, even if you'll hit the brake, you won't stop.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment