Murphy's laws about Perfection
13 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about perfection
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about perfection
No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.
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When a customer says: It's perfect except... you know it will be necessary to rebuild the whole piece.
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The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
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The perfect nurse for the job will apply the day after that post is filled by some semi qualified idiot.
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Gun carts are addictive, the only known cure is to build a factory and hire help for the mass production of your last and perfect cart.
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At least one section of the music which sounded perfect in rehearsal will go haywire.
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When you finally find the perfect game, no one is available.
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