The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the most ugly men.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Nobody knows whose fault it is that the story isn't moving, but everyone has a different theory.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
You'll either be overrun by newbie's who have totally cool original new characters (all expressions after 'have' being debatable) who'll quit two days after their introduction to the story, or left totally deserted without players.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love