Murphy's laws about Food

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard.

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Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.

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As soon as you are served hot food in the field, it rains.

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No matter how much you eat, you can never get so fat that mother will not offer you more food.

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The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.

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A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day especially food.

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Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.

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