Murphy's laws about Cowboys, page 3
138 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
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If used, sun block will always get into your eyes while shooting the longest and most difficult stage.
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Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.
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If the stage calls for a reload off body, your extra bullet will always be on your cart.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If stage calls for extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.
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When the above happens the cowboy will always try and load it anyway.
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The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.
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45 long Colts will go thru the loading gate of a 45-70 and jam.
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You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.
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Screws on a Winchester that are over stressed will always strip out.
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If the stage calls for 10 rifle rounds the rifle will always jam on first round.
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If the rifle is the first gun to be used on a stage it will always jam on the second round.
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Hard wood grips will crack the first time the gun is mishandled.
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