The best time to ask for a raise is when everything has gone wrong and your boss is in a panic mode.
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Murphy's laws about Bad, page 2
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Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you, something is drastically wrong.
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In the eyes of your professor, you are ALWAYS wrong, so don't bother trying.
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Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.
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Near death, but still a live? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.
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If you have `cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
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If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at.
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From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights as well as you can.
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On any call, there will always be more `bad guys' than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.
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The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.
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The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters.
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When dealing with citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was wrong.
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If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong or its out of date or both.
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The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.
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