Murphy's laws, page 37
1793 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade, time
There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, nothing
Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade
Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, life
Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration ofshit.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, time
Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, chance, respect
A half filled canteens a beacon for a full loaded enemy weapon.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fight, fire, fire brigade
If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, body
There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, body
You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies