People are always available for work in the past tense.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, past, work, people
People don't make the same mistake twice, they make it three, four, or five times.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, mistake, people
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, nothing
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, people, authority, numbers, work
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, fasting
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, rules
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question. How would the Lone Ranger handle this?.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, question
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, work
An acceptable level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
The employee who has performed his duties faithfully and without fault for 5 years will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay - provided the profits allow it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, day
All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, holidays, problems
Success is a matter of luck, just ask any failure.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, bad luck, good luck, failure
The value of any job task is inversely proportional to its deadline.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, value