Quotes about War, page 10

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Murphy was a grunt.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war