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Murphy's general laws: A single picture has more bugs than be described with thousand words.
Murphy's general laws: A single picture tells more than a thousand words. Any technical picture has more than thousand bugs.
Murphy's general laws: Your client won't get it.
Murphy's general laws: If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.
Murphy's general laws: The client's disk won't run on your equipment.
Murphy's general laws: The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two.
Murphy's general laws: No matter how detailed the tech support FAQ is, nobody has ever heard of your problem.
Murphy's general laws: Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a copy of Publisher is a graphic designer.
Murphy's general laws: Creative inspiration flows in inverse proportion to the distance from the studio.
Murphy's general laws: Your best idea is already copyrighted.
Murphy's general laws: You will misspell the name of the client's spouse.
Murphy's general laws: The best designs never survive contact with the client.
Murphy's general laws: Blueline proofs reveal previously invisible errors.
Murphy's general laws: If two designs are shown, a third will be requested. If provided, then one of the first two will be chosen.
Murphy's general laws: If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen.
Murphy's general laws: Optical Character Recognition is good comedy.
Murphy's general laws: The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.
Murphy's general laws: Global search-and-replaces aren't.
Murphy's general laws: Grammar checkers don't, either.
Murphy's general laws: Spell checkers don't.