Only in the fact that I was kind of a science wonk in the '50s. You know, won a lot of science...
Murphy's mothers laws: If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
Murphy's mothers laws: Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.
Murphy's mothers laws: You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.
Murphy's mothers laws: If your kid grows up to be like you its an insult, not to you, to the kid.
Murphy's mothers laws: A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.
Murphy's mothers laws: Murphy's mother told him so.
Murphy's mothers laws: Mothers always know. We don't know how - they just do.
Murphy's mothers laws: There are always two sides to a story - the way it really happened and the way mother remembers it.
Murphy's mothers laws: If the job of a mother is going smoothly, she thinks she isn't doing it well.
Murphy's mothers laws: Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.
Murphy's mothers laws: The funnier the joke is, the more likely mom will think it is dirty.
Murphy's mothers laws: The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.
Murphy's mothers laws: You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.
Murphy's mothers laws: If you do it yourself, mom could have done it better. If mom does it, you should have done it yourself.
Murphy's mothers laws: The more you detest an item that belongs to your mother, the more likely it is that she will try to give it to you.
Murphy's mothers laws: No matter how small your mom is, she will always be bigger than you are.
Murphy's mothers laws: The longer it's been since you cleaned house, the more likely it is that mother will visit.
Murphy's mothers laws: Mother can always tell you a better way to do something after you've already done it.
Murphy's mothers laws: Never forget who rocked you as a baby. That's something else you will never be able to repay her for.
Murphy's mothers laws: Accomplishments are made possible by your mother - failures are your own fault.