Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.Quote by Michael Caine
A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).Quote by Edward A. Murphy
If you drop a tool or small part while working on a car, it will roll to the exact center underneath the vehicle.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tools
If you drop a tool or a part it will roll to the exact center underneath your car thus extending your repair enjoyment.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joy, tools
The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the exact center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball being used in a very enjoyable lawn game, this will not work if other balls are available.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart. It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.Quote by Dolly Parton about opinion, people, heart
Most of us sit on a mountain of data, without knowing that underneath us lies an unexplored wealth.Quote by Marius Torok about wealth