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I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me.

Quote by Willie Aames about celebrity, god, day, people

Becoming a solo singer is like going from an eau de toilette to a perfume. It's much more intense.

Quote by Geri Halliwell about perfume

If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate

If I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting.

Quote by Sharon Osbourne about opinion, things

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about god, pets, people

My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.

Quote by Dolly Parton