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Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the night... or on Christmas.

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Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in.

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At least one tenant's check will be "lost in the mail" every month.

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If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, plan on replacing the faucet; perhaps all the plumbing in the building.

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Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there... so there was just no way they could call you.

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A tenant's ability to see dirt and damage is much greater when the move in than when they move out.

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Your best tenants always get job transfers during the worst rental markets.

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The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb.

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When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you, something is drastically wrong.

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If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.

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If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.

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All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.

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