Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, moon, univers, research
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, fire, fire brigade
A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people
The documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then go to break, that's when the customer comes and rings the bell for help.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, help, end
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, sleep, lie
On an extended Crime Scene, when someone shows up with the doughnuts and coffee, the cops who usually get them are the ones standing around doing nothing and could have gone themselves.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals, nothing
Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell, happiness
If you're stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane, if you'll move back, that lane will stand still.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, fasting
When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under the student's bed, and 15% of the parents will...Quote by Edward A. Murphy about parents, music
If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music
At least one music folder will be left on a music stand after each rehearsal.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music
The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.Quote by Ken Olsen about things
Death comes to everyone we must stand proud as Afghans in the defense of Islam.Quote by Mohammed Omar about death, proudness
Don't let anything stand in the way of you claiming and manifesting the life that you choose rather than the life you have by default.Quote by Joy Page about life
These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country, but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman.Quote by Thomas Paine about time, man, country, woman, love
The other deals with my life and my livelihood and my family and all that I stand for.Quote by Rafael Palmeiro about life, family