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Schedule your days off to avoid working during full phases of the Moon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, moon, day

The perks of working in Japan are that you might go for two weeks every three or four months, so you do work an abbreviated schedule. But you really make up for the abbreviated schedule by how hard you have to fight, how much you've got to be in...

Quote by Owen Hart about fight, work

If you think you're going to be up for an Oscar, you schedule your moviemaking.

Quote by Michael Caine

Don't ever be too hard on yourself-even if you have slipped and haven't really gotten on schedule, just take it easy, but slowly get yourself back into the pace, get yourself used to working out.

Quote by Carmen Electra about haven

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, nothing

If a project is completed on schedule, it wasn't debugged properly.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, time

If attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, an exam will produce persons you have never seen before.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, people

Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, hell, night, home

The bus schedule should be known as one of the most exquisitly creative and vividly imaginary forms of fiction ever devised by man.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, fiction, man

The scheduled return time of any trip will be one hour earlier than the actual return.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

The plane took off at 8:10 in the morning or that's when it was scheduled to take off. And that's when I believe it took off. I had been in my office at the Department of Justice. Someone told me that there had been the two strikes that occurred...

Quote by Ted Olson about politics, commerce, justice, world