Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.Quote by Rodney Dangerfield about sex, chance, night
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pray, failure, night
When you coach as long as I did, you can't help but miss those Saturdays dealing with the players, the game preparation, the challenges, the excitement.Quote by Tom Osborne about opinion, games, help, contentment
You start animating it and you get to Friday and you get to Saturday and you go. This is not funny, like we haven't figured something out, scrap it.Quote by Trey Parker about haven, contentment
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.Quote by William Henry Bragg about physics, devil, god