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If the stage calls for 10 rifle rounds the rifle will...

If the stage calls for 10 rifle rounds the rifle will always jam on first round.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If your rifle and handguns are not the same caliber you will always get them mixed up at least once. The harder your rifle is to dismantle the more likely and often this is to happen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Any suspect with a rifle is a better shot than any cop...

Any suspect with a rifle is a better shot than any cop with a pistol.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it...

The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad

If the rifle is the first gun to be used on a stage it...

If the rifle is the first gun to be used on a stage it will always jam on the second round.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you...

No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, good, good luck

The slicked up rifle action job that feels so good dry firing at home will never eject shells during the match and if it does they will go into your eye or over your safety glasses and down your collar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, action, home, good, good luck

That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure...

That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, vision, good, good luck

After laying out everything in preparation for the next day's match, including the new.38 pistols & rifle, you will always, out of habit, grab the.45 ammo!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, habits, day

If you forgot to repair your equipment after each battle, your rifle will jam when you spend your merc's last action points to kill a wounded enemy, who will in turn reattribute by firing a LAW at your position.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about action, enemies, law

Just after you made a Quick save, you'll realize that...

Just after you made a Quick save, you'll realize that your mercs are surrounded by enemies wielding Rocket Rifles.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies

As soon as the enemy puts just one more square of distance between you and him, your previous hyperfrag sniper rifle with laser sight, telescopic sight, bipod and extended barrel will spray bullets all around him.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies

A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the...

A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.

Quote by Theodore Roosevelt about politics, character

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