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Life is a school of probability.

Quote by Walter Bagehot about school, life

The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about value

The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, day

The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure

The probability of forgetting your password is directly proportional to the frequency of changing it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, forgetness

The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers, people

At the exact moment that your car insurance lapses, the probability of being involved in an accident increases exponentially.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, being, moment

The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, the greater the probability of rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, rain