Say there's a white kid who lives in a nice home, goes to an all-white school, and is pretty much...
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: String players will not have a pencil the day the conductor gives new bowings or fingerings.
Murphy's love laws: Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil.
Murphy's love laws: The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.
The pencil of the Holy Ghost hath labored more in describing the afflictions of Job than the felicities of Solomon.